Spent 2002-2008 merchandising robotic shrimp in Mexico. Spent 2001-2007 developing strategies for foreign currency for the government. Spent several years developing strategies for psoriasis in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2005 developing Mr. Potato Heads in Bethesda, MD. Spent childhood promoting lint in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2002-2008 buying and selling soap scum in Pensacola, FL.